Contagious Thoughts
Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
- A novel written by me. (via bridgesx)

(Source: princessariel2323)


isseymiyucky:

oppossum-fried-rice:

aeon-fux:

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

part 2

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DAAAAMMMNNN!!!!!!!!!!

OOOOOOOOMYYYYGOOAOSHHHH HOLY SHIT WOWOWOWOW


quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”


countdowncityconquistador:

lauryntrill:

countdowncityconquistador:

countdowncityconquistador:

lauryntrill I totally meant to post that lol

But what the post say though? 😏

muhfucka never loved me.

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remyd13:

shubbabang:

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people who bite into ice cream absolutely terrify me

why do ppl find shew ice cream so wrong?! I chew my ice cream all the time.


bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated


unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit


NIGGA FOR THE NIGHT

(Source: champagnewithpapi)